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Freddie and Sree in eviction round four

Freddie

Much to no one’s surprise, this Friday will see Freddie aka Halfwit take on sleaze-dog Sree in a battle for house-bound survival.

It’s looking like Halfwit will get nominated for eviction every week he’s in the house – this is the fourth time on the trot the other housemates have all voted to have him turfed out because he’s rubbing everyone up the wrong way. He’s already KO’d Sophia and Cairon, and last Friday beat Russian boxer Angel in a dust-off to the death.

Yet despite his preposterous political pomposity and constant misguided monologues, he’s clearly won the public’s hearts and he’s now bookies’ favourite to go the whole way and win the show.

A spokesman from Ladbrokes told The Sun: “Never mind Halfwit, he should change his name to Houdini. Housemates keep putting up the politician, but can’t get anything to stick.”

Sree, on the other hand, has been getting on everyone’s nerves with his constant sexual haranguing of Irish beauty Noirin. She’s made it perfectly clear to him plenty of times she’s not interested yet the Indian student is utterly incapable of taking a hint.

And when the majority of voters are female, the odds of a sex pest winning are slim to say the least. As usual, we’ll be covering the eviction live on Friday night so stay tuned.

by Dan Curley, Tuesday 30 June 2009

Source: The Sun
Picture: WENN