Freddie and Sree in eviction round four
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Much to no ones surprise, this Friday will see Freddie aka Halfwit take on sleaze-dog Sree in a battle for house-bound survival.
Its looking like Halfwit will get nominated for eviction every week hes in the house this is the fourth time on the trot the other housemates have all voted to have him turfed out because hes rubbing everyone up the wrong way. Hes already KOd Sophia and Cairon, and last Friday beat Russian boxer Angel in a dust-off to the death.
Yet despite his preposterous political pomposity and constant misguided monologues, hes clearly won the publics hearts and hes now bookies favourite to go the whole way and win the show.
A spokesman from Ladbrokes told The Sun: Never mind Halfwit, he should change his name to Houdini. Housemates keep putting up the politician, but cant get anything to stick.
Sree, on the other hand, has been getting on everyones nerves with his constant sexual haranguing of Irish beauty Noirin. Shes made it perfectly clear to him plenty of times shes not interested yet the Indian student is utterly incapable of taking a hint.
And when the majority of voters are female, the odds of a sex pest winning are slim to say the least. As usual, well be covering the eviction live on Friday night so stay tuned.
by Dan Curley, Tuesday 30 June 2009
Source: The Sun
Picture: WENN